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Corrupt A Wish

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Corrupt the previous posters wish and post your own.


Example:

I wish that I could eat chocolate right now

Granted, but it all melted

I wish that I could win a million dollars


Granted, but...

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I wish that I could time travel

 

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Granted, but you end up causing so many paradoxes that disrupt the space-time continuum itself so that time has to rework itself into a state wherein your wish could never be granted again except for this one moment, lest it end in a loop of infinite doom for our universe.

I wish I could have all the stuffed-toy turtles in the world.

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Granted, but they are all stuffed with ice rather than soft filling.

I wish I had robotic legs.

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Granted, but your new robotic legs develop human emotions and fall in love with you. Knowing you could never return their feelings they jump off a bridge to commit suicide, not realising they're taking you with them.

I wish Jeon Jungkook would love me.

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Granted- but in doing so your wish is instead subverted, as he already does love you for loving him as much as you do. By wishing that he love you in spite of that, the exact opposite happens instead, and he will now never know of your existence.

I wish my ice-stuffed toy turtles are made of thicker material so hugging them at least doesn't feel as cold/hard ;-;

my corruptions are so complex hoo boy

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Granted...but the thicker material happens to be ice as well...

I wish I could have money to buy pizza

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Granted, but instead of just enough for pizza, you end up with stacks of it- and it all turns out to be stolen, and you end up being apprehended by the police after the delivery guy spies mounds of cash in your living room and reports it to the authorities when news crops up about large sums of money going missing from the National Bank Of Jin's Lips

I wish that the temperature in my room would automatically adjust to whatever is comfortable, regardless of the weather and temperature outside.

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Granted, but the Earth is now going through another Ice Age. You're cosy in your home but outside is a desert of snow. You're alone, stranded and short in supplies.

 

Ok, if Jungkook already loved me then I take back my previous wish and wish I could meet him!

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Granted but he already married me ;)

 

I wish I can slap some fans hard 

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Granted but they're electric fans

 

 

I wish I have a proper dream of YoonTaeMarKookMin polyamory

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Granted, but the dreams turns south when a love confusion forms and all the participants start fighting for the affections of others. Yoongi falls for Jimin who is it love with Jungkook. Jungkook loves Tae but Tae wants to split off and have their own 3 some with you and Jimin. You start develop feelings for Yoongi but Yoongi cannot deal with the person that is in the 3-some with the man he loves and the guy that is loved by the guy that the guy that HE is in love with- is in love with.

No one survives

 

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted without gaining weight

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Granted, but you'd never be able to taste it.


I wish I could have 3 husbands - TaeKook being the other two.

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Granted, but TaeKook will keep living in Korea and not with you in your country.

I wish Suga could date Suran. 

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Granted, but he breaks off his duo with J-hope to form a duo with Suran and leaves J-hope in depression

 

 

I wish BTS could date women with no repercussions from fans or anybody 

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Granted, but that's because they'll stop being idols and leave the industry just so they could date in peace. 

I wish I could have enough money to buy all the BTS merch and stuff BigHit releases.

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Granted but they never release anything else because they disband

 

 

 

I wish the world didn't have national borders and cultural segregation

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Granted but there will be loss of culture and everything will look, sound, taste, smell the same. There will be one language and lack of diversity due one standard way of living (religious beliefs, beauty trends, social interactions e.t.c.) considered absolute to ensure a false sense of stability. 

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Sorry for the paragraph T^T

 

I wish College was free for all

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Granted, but no one would ever be able to find a job.

I wish it wasn't so cold here right now.

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Granted but it will be twice as cold next year and unbearably hot it the summer

 

 

I wish I didn't switch biases in BTS so often, just want to stick to one.

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Granted, but all the other members start leaving one by one, so by the end of it all you really don't have a choice.

I wish I could have a proper bookshelf to store all my books in.

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