May 25, 20251 yr So I'll start first: This is really random, but my friend bit a hamster because it was sitting on her plate like a fat chicken nugget. I mean can we blame her? Like you know when you get those chunky nuggets and you save them so that you get the ✨satisfaction✨ biting into it? Well she bit into Brutus, the hamster (idk why, but I can imagine its tiny legs flopping around in the air before she bit it) and then...um, it died from external bleeding. Rest in peace Brutus 😓 I hope you keep Brutus in your hearts (and my friend too, what if she dies from a disease?!) and I'm counting on y'all to start a GoFundMe for Brutus (though he's already dead, the money goes to me so that I can buy BTS of the black market)! SUPPORT ME SO I CAN POST MORE STUPID UNHINGED STORIES Edited May 25, 20251 yr by Sara
May 25, 20251 yr That....I....Err....I'll donate to Brutus' gofundme. When I win the lottery. Which will for sure happen. I've been manifesting it. I have no stories unfortunately. My life consists of going to work then coming home and being a potato. Weekends are extra potato-ing. I did recently buy a little under-the-desk bicycle pedal thing off amazon to use at work so I can stop my potato-ness, at least when I'm there. I lasted like a week. It's now gathering dust under my desk. I'll get back into it eventually!!!!! 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩.
May 25, 20251 yr Author @jin Hope you achieve what you want to do, and thank you for offering to donate to Brutus' (aka my) GoFundMe! Edited May 25, 20251 yr by Sara
May 26, 20251 yr These 2, 1 cat and 2 chickens keep me occupied. RIP Brutus. Edited May 26, 20251 yr by Namjooning Forgot to add 2 photos
May 26, 20251 yr 10 hours ago, Namjooning said: These 2, 1 cat and 2 chickens keep me occupied. RIP Brutus. I'M DYINGGGGGG THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANNA CUDDLE THEM SO BADLY 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩.
May 27, 20251 yr 18 hours ago, Namjooning said: These 2, 1 cat and 2 chickens keep me occupied. RIP Brutus. OMG I love your puppies, they're so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
May 27, 20251 yr Author Okay story 2!!! So about a week ago, our grade coordinator (yes, I'm in 10th grade) sent an email to our parents about not lending books to one another because of 'inappropriate content'. Today one of my friends lent a book to someone else (spoiler: THAT BOOK IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE BOOK I'VE READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE), and that 'someone else' left it on her desk. Our coordinator was waltzing around like those wannabe fun teachers, and she saw the book on the girl's desk!! She asked her why she was reading an 18+ book, and the 'someone else' said that my friend had lent it to her when the rule was not to lend it to anyone! So my friend went to the coordinator's office, and she came back at lunch saying everything didn't go too bad. I was relieved because she said that she wasn't going to get in trouble. When me and my friend (the one that lent the book) were going to get on the bus, she got a call from her mum AND HEAR ME OUT HER MUM WAS SHRIEKING LIKE A CAT DYING OF BOWEL CANCER. I could hear her over the phone! So my friend asked me what she could say to her mum and I gave her some ideas! Now, the 18+, highly inappropriate book is happily chilling on my desk, as I read it :) Edited May 27, 20251 yr by Sara Moral of the story: SPELLING MISTAKES ARE THE WORST
May 27, 20251 yr 5 hours ago, Sara said: Okay story 2!!! So about a week ago, our grade coordinator (yes, I'm in 10th grade) sent an email to our parents about not lending books to one another because of 'inappropriate content'. Today one of my friends lent a book to someone else (spoiler: THAT BOOK IS THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE BOOK I'VE READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE), and that 'someone else' left it on her desk. Our coordinator was waltzing around like those wannabe fun teachers, and she saw the book on the girl's desk!! She asked her why she was reading an 18+ book, and the 'someone else' said that my friend had lent it to her when the rule was not to lend it to anyone! So my friend went to the coordinator's office, and she came back at lunch saying everything didn't go too bad. I was relieved because she said that she wasn't going to get in trouble. When me and my friend (the one that lent the book) were going to get on the bus, she got a call from her mum AND HEAR ME OUT HER MUM WAS SHRIEKING LIKE A CAT DYING OF BOWEL CANCER. I could hear her over the phone! So my friend asked me what she could say to her mum and I gave her some ideas! Now, the 18+, highly inappropriate book is happily chilling on my desk, as I read it :) The suspense is killing me 💀 What Is The Book Name??
May 28, 20251 yr Author UPDATE FROM THE BOOK: Y'ALL I'M READING THIS 18+ BOOK AND MAN, I'M LEARNING NEW THINGS EVERYDAY! 😀
May 28, 20251 yr @jin @April Thank you for the puppy comments. They are cute, but goodness do they live up to their nicknames; Chaos and Destruction.
May 29, 20251 yr OK so I finally have something interesting to say: Basically, today is my birthday, and I celebrated it last night with my friends. At about 0:30, we took a friend home, because she lives not far away and it was dark (and a woman in the dark night...). One moment we arrive at a park in my town and in front of it there's a bench and on this bench there was a gang of guys. Another of my friends was startled and my whole little group laughed and the guys laughed at us (a classic in the end). And we carry on and! They throw a bottle at us ???? The bottle hit a friend's phone and her phone fell on the floor and broke completely??? It stopped working and everything...and when we went to yell at them, they ran off??? Like bro ??? Men have balls only when they want wtf is this
May 30, 20251 yr Author IT'S GIVING TYLER VITELLI VIBES!! Edited May 30, 20251 yr by Sara Added a 1 instead of a !
May 31, 20251 yr Author DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY EATING. My friend held a funeral for Brutus and invited everyone in our class. Only I showed up, so we ended up having a celebration instead (because now we have an excuse to be together). But a random dude was banging on the fence asking us if we had alcohol, and WE ARE MINORS so we ran back inside my friend's house leaving Brutus in the garden unburied, and now ants are eating him (because we lowkey forgot that we left him there). Damn, he got the special treatment for sure; first my friend bit him and he died from external bleeding, now ants are eating up whatever is left of his body 😭
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